'Twas the night AFTER Christmas ...

[Jaxen]

Twas a night after Christmas and yay! It was cold!
 A feeling that certainly never gets old
 The kids were nestled all snug in their beds
 They were sleeping alone, they had nothing to dread
 For my kids, keeping warm would be a real cinch
 But for me, I slept next to the Blanket Grinch
 In the middle of the night, I arose with some clatter
 Because I wanted to know just what was the matter
 Then what to my wondering eyes should appear?
She had stolen my blankets, I was freezing my rear!
 She was wrapped up in blankets from her head to her toe
 She looked like a goddamn human burrito
 I tried to reclaim them, before freezing like a stick
 But the Grinch grabbed the blankets, and grabbed them up quick
 Her eyes they were closed, because sleeping is good
 Though it sounded as if she was sawing on wood
 To take back these blankets would take some real work
 But the Grinch is pregnant and I don't want to be a jerk
 So I grabbed what I could and covered my nose
 And rolling back over... I started to doze
 But I heard the Grinch claim from her blankets so tight
"Sucks to be you... quit bitchin'... good night!"

Reprinted with permission from the Facebook of the great RadioDave here on HPT

[Wedge Rock]

My wife is like a coal box under the covers...  She's 30 degrees above the ambient air temperature at any given time...  So I'm typically trying to shed covers...

[GoingGray]

My wife is like a coal box under the covers...  She's 30 degrees above the ambient air temperature at any given time...  So I'm typically trying to shed covers...

Subtle brag.  What you're really saying is your wife is HOT!!   

[Wedge Rock]

Ask Detroitdad...  he'll tell you...

[Detroitdad]

My wife is like a coal box under the covers...  She's 30 degrees above the ambient air temperature at any given time...  So I'm typically trying to shed covers...

Subtle brag.  What you're really saying is your wife is HOT!!   

I will confirm that she is smokin hot to the touch...............