Tie them into a chair, whip w/ a wet noodle and make them listen to Barry Mannilow for 20 min.
WE had something similar a couple monthes back. Late in a tourny, I'm in a hand w/ drunk girl 1 ( who thinks she's a pro) and her drunk boyfriend ( can't spell poker). They are sitting next to each other. I bet out on flop, she raises, boyfriend fold and I call. Turn comes out...... she's asks boyfriend what he folded..(I think she forgot she was in the hand) He tells he A J os...

. I'm pissed... said You Cant tell her that ya dumbass...I wound up winning but now I really watch these two.. Next time thay do that they got the Hangover treatment......Pull a tooth
