Newer speed cloth

[Dr. Neau]

For the last 2 days, I have been secretly developing a new generation of Suited Speed Cloth, and am pleased to announce that after 2 days or R & D, I am releasing my new and improved version of this topper of the line poker felt.

I am now finishing the product with a NEWER generation of fabric protections called "PICOTEX".  PICOTEX uses PICOtechnology to deliver an unparalleleder stain and fabric protection to my product.

PICOtex goes light years beyond anything else announced by anyone else in the last week, like NANOTEX.

Some of the major benefits of using PICOtex are:

PICOTEX will not wear off after a few decades of use like NANOTEX,

PICOTEX IS PERMANENTER!

PICOTEX will provide a softerer feel to the fabric!

This revolutionary PICO-Tex innovation fights tough stains, to provide lasting beauty and longevity
to the fabric. Each fiber has been fundamentally transformed through picotechnology, and the result is a fabric that:

    * Provides longer lasting protection than nanotex
    * Looks betterer longerer
    * Retains its natural softness
    * Allows fabric to breathe naturally
    * Repels liquids better
    * Cooks dinner
    * Outperforms Nanotex 9 to 8
    * Extends the life of the fabric
    * ANSI Standard compliant

    * Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Picotex.
    * Caution: Picotex may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
    * Picotex contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
    * Do not use Picotex on concrete.
    * Discontinue use of Picotex if any of the following occurs:
          o itching
          o vertigo
          o dizziness
          o tingling in extremities
          o loss of balance or coordination
          o slurred speech
          o temporary blindness
          o profuse sweating
          o heart palpitations
    * If Picotex begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
    * Picotex may stick to certain types of skin.
    * When not in use, Picotex should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Picotex and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
    * Do not taunt Picotex.
    * Picotex comes with a lifetime guarantee.

[Jambine]

So it's not actually lethal.  Sounds great !

[halfnelsen]

Did you patent PICOTEX so all other sellers are imposters? Are you going to call customers @ 2 in the morning with a drunkin rage? If the answer is yes than I'm sold!

[hayjamawas]

i think the famous Lynn Delker must've hijacked the Dr's account...lol