this seems like a good spot for this one...
5 minutes ago:
2nd level of T10,000, blinds 50-100 im BB at a full table. 1 early limper, MP raises to 350, button calls, SB calls, i look down at:

i know limper will call, he is a loose cannon who will play almost anything. so, 5 to the flop.

SB checks, i check, EP checks, MP bets 600. button folds, SB raises to 1200. i know SB is aggressive and likes to steal pots, but almost always reraises pocket pairs, so i put him on a king. i make it 4200 to go, and with my TAG rep i figure i will steal it. EP tanks, then calls, all others fold. heads up to turn

iive seen enough cards, so i shove my last 4800 in. EP tanks again, finally calling, with about 4k left in his stack and shows:

now can u guess what came on the river?
if you said
you would be a winner.
WTF...
well, now i can sit up here while everyone else plays cards in my basement...