Dr. Neau
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« on: Dec 02, 2009 at 14:56 » |
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 14:57 » |
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"Hey baby...what happens in Vegas..."
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 15:52 » |
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"See ya later. I'm gonna go to Vegas to swing...er, ah...work on my swing."
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holdemholmes
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 20:08 » |
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"I said to use a 8 iron on the window....not the 9 Iron!"
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"...she set you up with the old check and raise...."
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 20:22 » |
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"Call Enterprise. They'll pick you up."
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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Money is bisexual
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 21:16 » |
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TANSTAAFL
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 21:18 » |
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Did Kobe's wife give you the name of his jeweler perchance?
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 21:34 » |
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Can you say,"alimony"?
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 21:47 » |
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"Where's the f&$#in' cocktail waitress, man? Somebody get me a f&$#in' cocktail waitress!"
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 02, 2009 at 23:46 » |
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Next time I'll use a tee to prop up that head before I swing, you jerk!!!
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 00:04 » |
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"Did you know that the money spent publicizing out personal life could build hundreds of houses and run them for most of the decade?"
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 10:19 » |
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"You can call me Cheetah!"
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 14:41 » |
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Midnight Rose
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 15:22 » |
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"Wait, here's a new one: what's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?"
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당신은 당신이 포커을 중독 알아요, 언제...
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 16:00 » |
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"Wait, here's a new one: what's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?"
Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards! |
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 16:10 » |
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HALF!!!
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Who needs balls when you've got the nuts?
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 16:12 » |
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"18 holes a day just ain't enough baby..."
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I find a man who admits that he can't take the hard stuff, is sexy as all hell.
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Midnight Rose
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 16:39 » |
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HALF!!!
"...Eeeeedeeeee!!!" |
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당신은 당신이 포커을 중독 알아요, 언제...
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 18:57 » |
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HALF!!!
From the best stand up ever!!!!.....great quote |
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"...she set you up with the old check and raise...."
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 18:59 » |
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Momma was right " You can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can not take the ghetto out of the man"
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 23:04 » |
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It wahdn't me. (said like Eddie Murphy from his comedy routine) |
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 23:05 » |
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 09:24 » |
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"Don't people realize that I'm a person and that my private life is none of their damn business?!? Now, I'll see you later...I have to go shoot another commercial where I'm going to use my image to sell product." |
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 10:06 » |
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“I didn't have many ups and downs, and I just tried to par every hole,” |
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\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"If you wanna make me happy, pour me bourbon on the rocks and play every sad song on the jukebox.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 10:07 » |
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...because I've already worn yours out! |
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« Reply #25 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 10:15 » |
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...because I've already worn yours out! HAHA!...thats gotta be the best yet. |
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 12:11 » |
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No one woman can replace you. |
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« Reply #27 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 13:01 » |
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100 million, take it or leave it! |
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Midnight Rose
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 22:08 » |
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No one woman can replace you. WINNER |
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당신은 당신이 포커을 중독 알아요, 언제...
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 22:18 » |
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You know Tiger, there's an old saying in Florida - I know it's in Europe, probably in Florida - that says fool me once, shame on...shame on you, fool me twice, shame on...shame on you, fool me three times, shame on...shame on you, fool me four times, shame on...shame on you, fool me five times, shame on...shame on you, fool me six times, shame on...shame on you, fool me seven times, shame on...shame on you, fool me eight times, shame on...shame on you, fool me nine times, shame on...shame on you, fool me ten times....you can't get fooled again. |
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OldWestGambler
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« Reply #30 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 10:26 » |
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baby, it was one time, she meant nothing to me... |
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« Reply #31 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 10:28 » |
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um, okay, so yeah it was just those two times, I swear neither of them mean anything to me... |
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« Reply #32 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 10:28 » |
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I don't even know who that one is baby I swear... |
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« Reply #33 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 10:30 » |
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seriously baby, who are you gonna believe, me or a porn star? |
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Midnight Rose
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« Reply #34 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 12:17 » |
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OWG, FTW
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당신은 당신이 포커을 중독 알아요, 언제...
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HarveyWallbanger
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Jimmy "the cab driver" McBride
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« Reply #35 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 12:44 » |
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I'm Tiger WOOODS, bitch!
(spoken in the rick james format)
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....it's like going crazy, when you're already nuts.
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #36 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 13:53 » |
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You want to have sex TONIGHT?!?! Don't you know these Las Vegas tournaments wear me out, woman!? |
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« Reply #37 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 14:02 » |
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Look. I don't want filet mignon *every* night. I get sick of the same meal over and over. I want to mix in a little Taco Bell every once in a while...or maybe more than once in a while...a lot more... |
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« Reply #38 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 14:12 » |
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I'm telling you someone is framing me! One word honey... Mickelson. |
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Midnight Rose
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« Reply #39 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 15:19 » |
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 "I never promised a hole in one!" |
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« Reply #41 on: Dec 09, 2009 at 17:48 » |
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I'm Tiger Effing Woods! I was on the Mike Douglas show!!! |
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« Reply #42 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 10:27 » |
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In what might be the first-ever video response for a caption contest, I give you.... <![CDATA[
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« Reply #43 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 11:17 » |
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LOL!!! Be careful quoting that movie. You might wind up getting reported to the Admins again.  |
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Nanook of the North
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« Reply #44 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 17:00 » |
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"Honey, touch your head to mine for a quick second. I saw a Haitian do something on Heroes that I want to try." |
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Midnight Rose
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« Reply #45 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 21:56 » |
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In what might be the first-ever video response for a caption contest, I give you.... <![CDATA[
<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jGQ-ISsDm8M" width="425px" height="350px" AllowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" quality="high" wmode="transparent" /><noembed><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/jGQ-ISsDm8M" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/jGQ-ISsDm8M</a>]]> We're not worthy. |
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당신은 당신이 포커을 중독 알아요, 언제...
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« Reply #46 on: Dec 11, 2009 at 01:53 » |
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"Using the 7 wood comes natural to us golfers baby."
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I find a man who admits that he can't take the hard stuff, is sexy as all hell.
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« Reply #47 on: Dec 11, 2009 at 16:04 » |
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C'mon sing it with me baby... You picked the fine time to leave me, lucille Four hungry children and a crop in the field... |
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #48 on: Dec 11, 2009 at 17:34 » |
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Hold on, hold on.......YOU HAVE A TWIN SISTER?!?!?!?!? |
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« Reply #49 on: Dec 11, 2009 at 17:39 » |
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I can't help it....it's in my blood. I'm Blasian! |
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