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« Reply #50 on: Jun 16, 2008 at 16:56 »

just give me a call and I can take care of it manually for you.
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« Reply #51 on: Jun 16, 2008 at 17:26 »

Anyone ever actually play with these?
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« Reply #52 on: Jun 16, 2008 at 17:44 »

I ... plan on tossing him if he ever shows up again.

Wedge owes me one new laptop.
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« Reply #53 on: Jun 17, 2008 at 12:15 »

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Maybe I am just having a blond moment but if someone is all in with betting complete and you don't show your cards how do you know who won?
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« Reply #54 on: Jun 18, 2008 at 01:15 »

Are you talking about his T-molds?  Az and I laid on them for the first time together... 
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« Reply #55 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 12:10 »

What is this chapstick doing on my rear end?
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« Reply #56 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 15:46 »

... goddam is it hard...
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« Reply #57 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 16:08 »

I sucked almost as badly.
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« Reply #58 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 16:18 »

Not my expectation nor my average by any means, for as I've told I got taken down hard last week.
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« Reply #59 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 21:24 »

Won't someone play with my Wii Mii?
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« Reply #60 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 22:06 »

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my trap keeps getting sprung...
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« Reply #61 on: Jun 20, 2008 at 09:28 »


I can't believe you left out the independents who love BJs.





fixed the quote -  ~A5S
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« Reply #62 on: Jun 20, 2008 at 11:59 »

Adding some lube will make it easier to screw.

That was one of the first things we did this morning...............
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« Reply #63 on: Jun 21, 2008 at 20:01 »

Well, come in here and get a piece then.
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« Reply #64 on: Jun 22, 2008 at 09:40 »

It was on the tip of my tongue, had to go to the wife on that one, is that cheating?
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« Reply #65 on: Jun 22, 2008 at 21:46 »

Ghaleon has begun to make me longer
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« Reply #66 on: Jun 22, 2008 at 22:05 »

Ghaleon has begun to make me longer
Dang, I said longer?  I meant long.  Wait; that didn't sound much better, now did it?
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« Reply #67 on: Jun 22, 2008 at 22:18 »

I know what you meant.  We all know what you meant.  That is not our concern.  Typos and inncocent statements taken out of context.  This is our daily sustenance.
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« Reply #68 on: Jun 22, 2008 at 22:22 »

I know what you meant.  We all know what you meant.  That is not our concern.  Typos and inncocent statements taken out of context.  This is our daily sustenance.
How'd everyone here survive before this thread began?  Those were truly the dark ages...
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« Reply #69 on: Jun 22, 2008 at 23:44 »

I know what you meant.  We all know what you meant.  That is not our concern.  Typos and inncocent statements taken out of context.  This is our daily sustenance.
How'd everyone here survive before this thread began?  Those were truly the dark ages...

More importantly, how did daggone nearly everything I've ever said, suddenly take on salaciousness?  I am so very innocent.  It's really unbelievable, the things y'all are putting into m

hmm.  Maybe not.
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« Reply #70 on: Jun 22, 2008 at 23:50 »

I know what you meant.  We all know what you meant.  That is not our concern.  Typos and inncocent statements taken out of context.  This is our daily sustenance.
How'd everyone here survive before this thread began?  Those were truly the dark ages...

More importantly, how did daggone nearly everything I've ever said, suddenly take on salaciousness?  I am so very innocent.  It's really unbelievable, the things y'all are putting into m

hmm.  Maybe not.

Rose, I advise that you not run for public office.

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« Reply #71 on: Jun 23, 2008 at 00:10 »

Should this be 00:00 instead of 12:00? It's not Noon Rose.  Wink
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« Reply #72 on: Jun 23, 2008 at 01:16 »

  I am so very innocent.  It's really unbelievable, the things y'all are putting into m
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« Reply #73 on: Jun 23, 2008 at 14:37 »

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...I'm a die-hard cubs fan...When they win the WS...
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« Reply #74 on: Jun 23, 2008 at 18:21 »


I call pocket aces "butt cheeks" because, well, they usually end up getting screwed.


Maybe you have been out in the old west just a leeetttle to long....  Shocked
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« Reply #75 on: Jun 24, 2008 at 02:34 »

I know what you meant.  We all know what you meant.  That is not our concern.  Typos and inncocent statements taken out of context.  This is our daily sustenance.
How'd everyone here survive before this thread began?  Those were truly the dark ages...

More importantly, how did daggone nearly everything I've ever said, suddenly take on salaciousness?  I am so very innocent.  It's really unbelievable, the things y'all are putting into m

hmm.  Maybe not.

Rose, I advise that you not run for public office.

Dude, I'd fit right nice between Obama and McCain.
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« Reply #76 on: Jun 24, 2008 at 09:30 »

Dude, I'd fit right nice between Obama and McCain.
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« Reply #77 on: Jun 24, 2008 at 10:04 »

I'll give the beads a rub for you!!!!
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« Reply #78 on: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:01 »

Should this be 00:00 instead of 12:00? It's not Noon Rose.  Wink

'Zero-Hour Flower' could be your alter ego, and you can call your chip stack the 'Zero-Hour Flower Tower'.

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« Reply #79 on: Jun 26, 2008 at 05:34 »

'Zero-Hour Flower' could be your alter ego, and you can call your chip stack the 'Zero-Hour Flower Tower'.

Of Power.
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« Reply #80 on: Jun 26, 2008 at 09:45 »

'Zero-Hour Flower' could be your alter ego, and you can call your chip stack the 'Zero-Hour Flower Tower'.

Of Power.

"All cower before the Zero Hour Flower Tower of Power.  Don't be sour, or the chips will devour!!!"

Sincerely,

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« Reply #81 on: Jun 26, 2008 at 09:48 »

I think someone should get to work on a photochop here. Anyone got a pic of Rose?


Anyone?

Bueller?
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« Reply #82 on: Jun 27, 2008 at 10:33 »

I think someone should get to work on a photochop here. Anyone got a pic of Rose?


Anyone?

Bueller?

You may use a picture of Ferris Bueller for this purpose, yes.  Otherwise, no.
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« Reply #83 on: Jun 27, 2008 at 18:36 »

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Sppfffttt.  Right in their ear.
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« Reply #84 on: Jun 27, 2008 at 23:15 »

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thanks America for inventing the TEXAS HOLD'EM... I was feeling so bored with the 5 cards draw! lol!
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« Reply #85 on: Jun 28, 2008 at 01:40 »

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Sppfffttt.  Right in their ear.

HAHAHAHA.. Best quote of this thread so far..
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« Reply #86 on: Jun 28, 2008 at 09:10 »

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Michael has certain...ways
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« Reply #87 on: Jun 30, 2008 at 12:46 »

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If I was going to cheat, I wouldn't pick my brother as my partner, and I wouldn't be so obvious about it.
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« Reply #88 on: Jul 01, 2008 at 10:12 »

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If I was going to cheat, I wouldn't pick my brother as my partner, and I wouldn't be so obvious about it.

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« Reply #89 on: Jul 01, 2008 at 12:13 »

...by grabbing them with my bare hands, and then licking them...
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« Reply #90 on: Jul 01, 2008 at 12:45 »

...by grabbing them with my bare hands, and then licking them...


Wut?

Oh, that was the ice cube thread, wasn't it?  Good find.  LOL

~A5S
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« Reply #91 on: Jul 01, 2008 at 13:10 »

...by grabbing them with my bare hands, and then licking them...


Oh, that was the ice cube thread, wasn't it?

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« Reply #92 on: Jul 03, 2008 at 15:15 »

I can't walk around in my underwear in a lot of places.  Why?  Because it is indecent.
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« Reply #93 on: Jul 03, 2008 at 21:39 »

I can't walk around in my underwear in a lot of places.  Why?  Because it is indecent.
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« Reply #94 on: Jul 07, 2008 at 10:33 »

A good stiff belt usually works for me.
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« Reply #95 on: Jul 07, 2008 at 12:41 »

You have a beautiful Cherry.

Now all I have to do is rub Jhickle's blue beads.
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« Reply #96 on: Jul 07, 2008 at 17:51 »

We require a 30 minute notice that you are leaving for the night, whether you are up or down.
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« Reply #97 on: Jul 07, 2008 at 17:52 »

"Name the Twins"
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« Reply #98 on: Jul 09, 2008 at 00:07 »

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« Reply #99 on: Jul 09, 2008 at 00:22 »

My 5-year-old plays soccer.  He stinks at it, but he sure has fun.
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