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« on: Jun 04, 2008 at 12:18 » |
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I'm sitting in the bathtub of my hotel room, with the computer on the toilet seat. And thus starts the HPT "Out of context quotes" thread....not limited to Rose quotes. No modifying quotes...only taking them out of context. |
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« Last Edit: Jun 19, 2008 at 22:07 by Dr. Neau »
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 12:48 » |
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Hehehehe...this could be funny. I'll hope everyone has a good sense of humor about this. I know DD does, so here goes. "no problems with mine. Just roll it out, smooth it out with my hands and were good to go." from DD's thread. |
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 12:53 » |
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"Very nice, very nice. Do they have the suction problems that some BJs are said to have?" Still one of the best!  |
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\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"If you wanna make me happy, pour me bourbon on the rocks and play every sad song on the jukebox.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 12:55 » |
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 13:48 » |
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00:00 It felt anticlimatic and forced to me (though I loved the fedora bit at the very end). hmmm maybe you needed to work harder Rose. |
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 13:49 » |
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00:00 Michael will give me the punishment I deserve for being so naughty. |
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Dr. Neau
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 13:51 » |
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I think I want a divorce... |
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 13:56 » |
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00:00 Can I come to your house and fondle them every once in awhile? |
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 13:59 » |
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00:00 Sweetie, I've waited this long; I can wait awhile longer for you to gimme what I need... lol Rose has so many she might need her own thread. |
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 13:59 » |
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Oh come on. Can you be funny without being sexual?  |
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 14:09 » |
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Oh come on. Can you be funny without being sexual? nope. See 00:00 ooh, you missed the snapper. |
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 15:53 » |
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After trying it twice, it was clear she wasn't willing to play pots with me, so I reverted back to what I would normally do.
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 17:12 » |
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The smell was bad, the stiffness of the cards were even worse |
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 17:18 » |
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Kind of a gimme but how about "I'm all in" (multiple references)
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 17:37 » |
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Makes you look at "shuffling the stub" in a whole different light...
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I find a man who admits that he can't take the hard stuff, is sexy as all hell.
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 04, 2008 at 17:52 » |
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Hey, any time a man wants to give Midnight Rose something, well, she'll take it.
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 05, 2008 at 18:31 » |
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You stole my signature!
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Hey, any time a man wants to give Midnight Rose something, well, she'll take it.
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 05, 2008 at 19:44 » |
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As long as I can straddle it and keep it up, I'll ride it. |
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Who needs balls when you've got the nuts?
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 05, 2008 at 20:14 » |
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I would choose the larger of two racks given the choice. |
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 05, 2008 at 20:30 » |
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I would choose the larger of two racks given the choice. ...but I prefer the somewhat smaller racks that fit just right...any more than that is a waste.
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 05, 2008 at 20:42 » |
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Everyone complains they are "too slippery" and that they are "too small" to see. |
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 05, 2008 at 22:01 » |
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Nothing like a good dong to pick your spirits up.
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 06, 2008 at 01:19 » |
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You stole my signature!
Sweetie, there's enough for everybody to get some. |
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 06, 2008 at 08:53 » |
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Sweetie, there's enough for everybody to get some.
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 06, 2008 at 11:06 » |
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Twelve years in the making, and now all of a sudden there's a 4pm deadline?  |
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« Reply #25 on: Jun 06, 2008 at 11:11 » |
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The rail is mostly 5 inches all the way around.  |
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« Reply #26 on: Jun 06, 2008 at 11:11 » |
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Oh and it only fits on one way. |
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 06, 2008 at 13:44 » |
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Well, whether I'm riding a buckin' bronco or taking down Ric Flair, I like to use the biggest buckle I can grab...
/Midnight "wooooo!" Rose
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« Reply #28 on: Jun 06, 2008 at 23:39 » |
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I think you meant this to go here.
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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« Reply #29 on: Jun 10, 2008 at 13:33 » |
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While I think it may have been an intentional plant, I must include it.. Yep, I like the backsides as well as the fronts. |
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Dude is definitely weird.. If it's a bot, it's a pretty good one.. If it's a person, it's a pretty bad one.. LOL
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« Reply #30 on: Jun 10, 2008 at 13:37 » |
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While I think it may have been an intentional plant, I must include it.. Yep, I like the backsides as well as the fronts. Well I initially was trying to figure out how to word it so that it wouldn't become fodder for this thread but then just gave up and went with it! |
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« Reply #31 on: Jun 10, 2008 at 13:56 » |
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...but then just gave up and went with it!
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Dude is definitely weird.. If it's a bot, it's a pretty good one.. If it's a person, it's a pretty bad one.. LOL
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« Reply #32 on: Jun 11, 2008 at 00:14 » |
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My wife is a HUGE Slurpee fan.
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Dude is definitely weird.. If it's a bot, it's a pretty good one.. If it's a person, it's a pretty bad one.. LOL
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« Reply #33 on: Jun 11, 2008 at 09:46 » |
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« Reply #34 on: Jun 11, 2008 at 13:25 » |
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While I think it may have been an intentional plant, I must include it.. Yep, I like the backsides as well as the fronts. Well I initially was trying to figure out how to word it so that it wouldn't become fodder for this thread but then just gave up and went with it! Obverse and reverse. |
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« Reply #35 on: Jun 11, 2008 at 17:32 » |
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DD, I already gave you my Cherry |
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« Reply #36 on: Jun 11, 2008 at 23:01 » |
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DD, I already gave you my Cherry and its oh so sweet!!! |
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« Reply #37 on: Jun 12, 2008 at 22:08 » |
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Dude, seriously, how hard is it?
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« Reply #38 on: Jun 12, 2008 at 22:11 » |
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Dude, seriously, how hard is it?
Damn, you're fast. |
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« Reply #39 on: Jun 12, 2008 at 22:34 » |
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Dude, seriously, how hard is it?
Damn, you're fast. |
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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« Reply #40 on: Jun 13, 2008 at 00:31 » |
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Is zipping them even necessary? |
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« Reply #41 on: Jun 13, 2008 at 09:45 » |
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I make a straddle and half the table calls and then raise another $2, with my 7d2d |
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« Reply #42 on: Jun 13, 2008 at 13:07 » |
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Just had my oral, and somehow I managed to get a 5
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« Reply #43 on: Jun 13, 2008 at 13:26 » |
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Time to dust of the Corn Hole game.
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Dude is definitely weird.. If it's a bot, it's a pretty good one.. If it's a person, it's a pretty bad one.. LOL
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« Reply #44 on: Jun 13, 2008 at 14:03 » |
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Time to dust of the Corn Hole game.
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« Reply #45 on: Jun 13, 2008 at 16:15 » |
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Time to dust of the Corn Hole game.
http://www.playcornhole.org/I am not a member and certainly not a dedicated 'Cornholer'. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Nice koozies tho. R-Ho |
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« Reply #46 on: Jun 13, 2008 at 16:23 » |
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Dude is definitely weird.. If it's a bot, it's a pretty good one.. If it's a person, it's a pretty bad one.. LOL
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« Reply #47 on: Jun 15, 2008 at 22:09 » |
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WOW! I just jacked my own thread. |
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« Reply #48 on: Jun 15, 2008 at 23:33 » |
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The things you could do with your joystick to make them do 360's was pretty cool.
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I ... plan on tossing him if he ever shows up again. |
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