General B.S. Thread

[HanahanStan©]

Oh yeah. We do a Beaufort or a Frogmore Stew here in SC and only once will I share the sworn secrets to this recipe. This is just for you there J Klep so don't tell nobody  
I personally like to use the large King Kooker brand of pots and burners they just seem to work better with pots this large
Start with at least one or two cases of premium beer, four packs of your favorite smoked sausage, two ears corn per guest, one large onion, small potatos are optional, 1/2 cup Old Bay Seasoning or Crab Boil bag of choice salt, pepper, about 1 1/2 lbs shrimp per person and some crab legs.
In pot add six beers, add quartered onion, seasonings, hot sauce if you want. Drink beer while waiting  to boil
Add Sausage boil for 10 minutes Drink beer while boiling sausage
Add Corn, Potatos if wanted cut in half, boil for 5 to 7 minutes. Drink beer while boiling corn
If you do Crab Legs Add Boil 2 minutes then  Add Shrimp. Boil 5 minutes Do not Drink Beer While Boiling Shrimp Over Cooked Shrimp are Terrible Shrimp should pink and slightly firm
Carefully Drain Spread Over Newspaper Add Butter, Cocktail Sauce, And More Beer. Comence O Festival

[HanahanStan©]

WE could get that wanted poster of Babu that guy posted over on his thread and make him a nice cover for Christmas.
For you Yeah good choice.

[TroyJ]

Hey Stan, I gotta stay away from those chicken feet too .  I do like some good soul food, but like 4ceps said about some other foods, it isn't too good for the chlorestoral levels.
With that recipe you had I would think you were a Cajun from down here in Louisiana (except for the Old Bay Seasoning, which I do still think is good for certain things.. )

the shrimp are on to boil

You boil your shrimp?!?!  I hope I misunderstood.  You should STEAM them!  With beer! 

j_klep, you don't know what you are missing.  A good boiled shrimp with a recipe similar to what Stan had (but spicier), you can't beat it, unless you throw some good boiled crawfish and blue crabs in also .  Damn I am glad the fishing industry is making a good comeback here in South Louisiana.....   Can't live with out the seafood.

Wait a minute, what were we suppose to be talking about here? 
Oh ya, I didn't get a chance to get to the grocery yesterday, maybe I'll try again today and mybe try and get a haircut.  lol

[HanahanStan©]

Troy this is a no topic thread but I thought you supposed to do some raking after the grocery shopping. We'll end up talking about poker in the next hundred pages or so. LOL
HanahanStan = 1/8 part hillbilly, 1/8 part cajun, 1/8 part geechee, 1/8 part swamp rat and 1/2 part bull sh** 

[bubbajit]

Troy this is a no topic thread but I thought you supposed to do some raking after the grocery shopping. We'll end up talking about poker in the next hundred pages or so. LOL
HanahanStan = 1/8 part hillbilly, 1/8 part cajun, 1/8 part geechee, 1/8 part swamp rat and 1/2 part bull sh** 

I didn't know you were 1/8 geechee. 
What in the world is geechee

The rest I think we all knew lol

[HanahanStan©]

Type of Indian I think It's a term we use down here. Another D OTW guys.

[bubbajit]

Crap its busy here today can't get any photoshop work in
So wood sat it looks like so far, fingers crossed.

Breakdown of the babujit ancestry mothers family newfies, fathers family newfies (not a very big island) don't know if anyone played banjo sitting on a porch with teeth missing squeeling like a pig, but I wouldn't be suprised.
Myself born in newfoundland grew up in the city of T.O., so all Canadian Baby.
Woo Hoo.
Go Leafs Go!!!!

[HanahanStan©]

 I think I'm Chinese. Young that's Chinese isn't it ? Forgot to add that to the mix. Might as well call me a mutt. 

[j_klep]

j_klep, you don't know what you are missing.  A good boiled shrimp with a recipe similar to what Stan had (but spicier), you can't beat it,

I will find out what I've been missing.  Thanks for the recipe, Stan.

Joe

[HanahanStan©]

Be sure to add plenty of friends and beer and who knows a poker game might break out. Now remember don't tell anybody else on this forum about the secret ingredient. 

[TroyJ]

Now remember don't tell anybody else on this forum about the secret ingredient.

Would that be the chicken feet? 

[kksgeo]

Hey guys, missed out on the start of the b.s. thread yesterday. The best in the midwest is  good ole 5 hour smoked/grilled baby back ribs, dry rubbed with Nicks' mix.
  Speakin of b.s., we ought to see if nutn' can start a chat room maybe? any thoughts.

[HanahanStan©]

Damn would have to have one know it all Cajun in the crowd that spills the beans.
 Man those ribs sound good but I'm a vinegar BBQ man myself slow cooked over hickory coals.

[HanahanStan©]

Whats up no bs on a Fri.. Looks my old lady is going to get to go play Sat. while I sit at home with her CC. I'm okay with it as long as she doesn't want to use those new chips. Something about 2000 labels and your chips there is this bond.

[bubbajit]

Whats up no bs on a Fri.. Looks my old lady is going to get to go play Sat. while I sit at home with her CC. I'm okay with it as long as she doesn't want to use those new chips. Something about 2000 labels and your chips there is this bond.

B.S. is outlawed on Fridays in the great white north.
Looks like painting the main floor of the house is starting this weekend.
CC? Canadian Club?

[Made in Detroit]

What's happening fellas!!!
  Babu, I got those samples from pc.com (thank you by the way) 1 HH & 1 Roman.  Man are they some nice chips. 

[bubbajit]

What's happening fellas!!!
  Babu, I got those samples from pc.com (thank you by the way) 1 HH & 1 Roman.  Man are they some nice chips. 

you only got 2 chips?
Email again and ask if you can get a sample of the a mold, and maybe a couple colors you like. I am up to 8 so far and haven't dished any money out yet.

[Made in Detroit]

Babu, Thanks, I'll try that!
  Stanley,   Thanks for the discs, they came today, along with that other $5 Vinyard from Ohio.

[bubbajit]

shhhh. mid

[HanahanStan©]

Why are painting the floor Babu when you could be building a table. You need to explain to Mrs. Babu about priorities, let her know what comes first. Put some sand paper in her hand and tell it is not a good time of the year to be painting but sanding the edges of a poker table is okay. Be a man if you're scared say you're scared.

CC stands for Curtain Climber

[TroyJ]

Whats up no bs on a Fri.. Looks my old lady is going to get to go play Sat. while I sit at home with her CC. I'm okay with it as long as she doesn't want to use those new chips. Something about 2000 labels and your chips there is this bond.

Hey Stan, how is it that your wife gets to go play poker and you have to sit at home???  My wife always tells me I can't go play without her, so the same has to go for her....

[HanahanStan©]

 I have no idea how this happened. Might be because of those Vineyard puchases I made thought I was out the dog house maybe not. I updated my chip count on how many chips do you have didn't realize I had quit so many. Any way I'm stuck with the rug rat and she's off to a good time and here I was telling Babu to stand up.

[BigKyle]

Yeah but the Vineyards will never argue with you or tell you what to do.  They will never talk back to you.  And they don't mind sitting there in front of you while you play poker.  In fact, they encourage it.   

[4ceps]

first day at my new job (been workless for the last 6wks) so no more bs'ing (or not as much as before  )

just approved my final design for my chips and should be gettin' 'em in 3 to 5 wks.

might be going to a friend's home game (yup another one of those 30 chips, blinds double up w/ every elimination kinda game).  then it's the wife's bday on sat, then visitin' friends on sunday.

will be busy this wknd, so definitely no bs'ing this wknd.

later
4ceps

[HanahanStan©]

Yeah your right again BigKyle you must have your own personal chip guru. 4ceps maybe on you job you can bs like Babu does  Work never stopped him.

[jugglinjim]

the table is set, the chips are ready, the cards are counted, the beer is chilling, and i'm ready to play some pokah!!! it should be a pretty good night, 10 players 2/4 limit.

[HanahanStan©]

You lucky #*!*# my old lady has gone to play and here I sit all broken hearted christ it was quiet till that damn dog just farted.
Good Luck JJ sounds like a great time.

[HanahanStan©]

My wife just called from her first sit n go. She wins a $100.00 this is her first time out by her self and I will never hear the end of this. If she wins the big tournament I might as well pack up and move to Canada.  Right Babu ?

[supersoulfly]

Hanahan, I've been meaning to ask you for a while now.  What the heck is that a picture of?  Your Avatar I mean?  Is it a fish head wearing a helmet?  Or perhaps a deformed bird of some sort?  It is starting to drive me a little insane.  I get the feeling it is real obvious and i'm just having a brain fart.

[HanahanStan©]

Meet Cherry. She's never let me down or leaves my side. No backtalk, she never asks for anything and she never gains a pound.

[Jambine]

Meet Cherry. She's never let me down or leaves my side. No backtalk, she never asks for anything and she never gains a pound.

Beautiful.  Is the grip rosewood?
Oh, I'm a bit slow.......cherry?

[supersoulfly]

Meet Cherry. She's never let me down or leaves my side. No backtalk, she never asks for anything and she never gains a pound.

Are you threatening me?

[HanahanStan©]

That's okay. Yeah it was made by a friend in VA to fit my hand and it was his first attempt at handgrips. He made a clay impression and followed it. I don't know if you can see in the pic but he sanded finger groves on the front piece. These aren't just flat they are a step grip. One of a kind.

[HanahanStan©]

You asked what it was Sup. I didn't want you falling futher into that deep depresion and black hole of despair. Notice Smiley Face. Hope I don't get my doors Blown Off.

[supersoulfly]

Yeah I use to be such a nice forum member.  What happened this weekend?  That last post by Babujit came off as little upset to me.  Hope I didn't push one of his buttons too.  He is one of the major reasons this forum is so great. 
Anyways, nice pistol.  Took me awhile to see it even with your help, but I do now.  I'll be sure not to blow your doors off, a man with a gun, an empty shot glass, and a gambling habit is not something I'm inclined to upset.

[Made in Detroit]

  Nice, Everyones back on the same page.   So much better that way. IMO

[HanahanStan©]

Yeah I'm glad things are back to normal except where's our Babu. And Sup I don't have a gambling or a drinking habit. Actually I'm a lousy poker player but I love to play and always have and I am allergic to alcohol. I am really only good at two things I can hit a mouse at 500 yrds and if there's a fish in a lake I can catch it. Only problem I hate fish.

[jugglinjim]

is it just me or is the forum getting a little sensitive??? nice piece stanely

[HanahanStan©]

It's Sunday  Time to ponder our sins against our fellow forum members. Hell I've pondered enough 
Oh and thank you JJ

[bubbajit]

Went to dinner with the Mrs. got a coffee a Chapters, bought Harrington on Holdem Volume 1 (look out in the freeroll  ).  Came home started sanding and fixin nail pops and other assorted paint prep work.
Have a happy week Yall.

[4ceps]

good choice on the book babu; you're right, the chapters @ bayview village has tons of both volumes now.

4ceps

[HanahanStan©]

Check out Babu trying to speak southern "yall" 

[4ceps]

hey babu

be proud of canada! where's your canadianisms? eh?

4ceps

[HanahanStan©]

Won't be long before he wants a CB and a Pickup Truck. I ca hear it now " Yehaa Hoser" 

[TroyJ]

Ok, glad to see I didn't miss much over the weekend here.  I only got to get in a few minutes here and there over the weekend.  I was running around all weekend with the kids, so it was a good weekend and looking forward to a short but hectic week at work (and the freeroll on Tuesday night).
Stan, have seen the picture of Cherry in other posts and she is very nice.....

[HanahanStan©]

She's a thing of beauty. Hey Troy I found this pic of a poker club from LA after the Hurricane. Said they were the Rajun Cajun Poker Club. Was wondering if you were in the pic

[TroyJ]

LMAO  , that is good, unfortunatly I am not part of that group, but it looks like it would be a hell of a league to get into.

[HanahanStan©]

Thought you might enjoy that. 

[doc]

Check out Babu trying to speak southern "yall"

unfortunately, as most folk, he's not drawing it out as much as he should.  it's more of a...y'all.

doc

[HanahanStan©]

Sorry Doc you're right forgot to add the drawl.   
Not from here originally