General B.S. Thread

[Made in Detroit]

  It seems that some members have disputed chit/chat in the poker threads.
 To keep everyone happy (even though it's not my job.) I figured I would start this thread for those of us who dont always have the "Right"  responses in said threads! 
Here it is.   Chat away!    M.I.D.  "The King of Useless information."   

[PokerDude]

You have to remember that one mans useless information is another mans useful information!? Not that that makes any sense but I guess that is what this thread is for. Or is this the thread where we talk about politics and religion? How does poker pertain to religion? Politics and poker is an easy subject matter so there is no real point in going into that since this is for useless information. One would assume the Pope plays poker, now if anyone would play against him is another matter. So is a royal flush a divine intervention?? What if you slow play ace’s and beat the pope out of a big pot? You going to hell???   

[spitoon]

There is religion in Poker.  Every time I've been a naughty boy away from the tables the poker God(s) punish me and make my opponents out river, seems to happen every time  .

To the gods I will sacrifice a Poker virgin if it suits you.

Spitoon ..

[TroyJ]

Hey MID, since you started the thread, I am going to the grocery store today after work....

Hey Pokerdude, don't you think to Pope could forgive you for slowplaying or check raising him.  The church is all about forgiveness isn't it?  You would just a to donate part of those winnings back to the church however...  

[HanahanStan©]

I was on my to the grocery and lookey what I found Home. Thanks MID we needed this a place to share the breeze. PokerDude I guess you can speak what evers on your mind and Spitoon I thought you were always a good boy and Troy he's going grocery shopping after work today. See how much we've learned already now where is Babu and 4ceps.

[Made in Detroit]

  Perfect fellas!   We shouldnt get any unnecessary flak for shootin' the stuff in here.  Oh, about the Pope, I'm not Catholic, so I would be check-raising the crap out of him!! lol.  As far as donating some of the winnings back to the church........ NOT on my watch!!  Dont get me wrong, I'm not anti-religion! I just dont practice any.  M.I.D.
       I do go to the market from time to time though!!!

[bubbajit]

OK time for me to chime in, chime chime.

And like the man said mmmmmm Donuts!!!

[HanahanStan©]

 All right Guys let's talk about some poker What do you think about this crap. The wife and I gather up all the stuff to go to the monthly tourney, laptop,chips,all the info I've downloaded from here and a gymbag full of chords, speakers and what evers. We get to the restaurant hit the patio the wife counts out the chips I set up the computer and every thing and only one other person shows up I fgure I have a couple of choices here, one I can shoot the club director in the ass, two I can go to the grocery store and pray about, or three do both and flee to Canada and hope they don't extradite me.
needless to say I'm just a little irate over the whole situation.

[bubbajit]

All right Guys let's talk about some poker What do you think about this crap. The wife and I gather up all the stuff to go to the monthly tourney, laptop,chips,all the info I've downloaded from here and a gymbag full of chords, speakers and what evers. We get to the restaurant hit the patio the wife counts out the chips I set up the computer and every thing and only one other person shows up I fgure I have a couple of choices here, one I can shoot the club director in the ass, two I can go to the grocery store and pray about, or three do both and flee to Canada and hope they don't extradite me.
needless to say I'm just a little irate over the whole situation.

First I would've gotten stinking drunk, blame the booze for shooting the TD in the butt , get out on bail, take first flight to canada, play some cards have a few drinks with us canucks, get deported, because its canada come back a few days later, repeat the drinks and cards with us canucks, get deported, by then the shooting is forgotten the td's but is healed, and start the tourney arranging all over again. Your wife is more than welcome to join in the fun as well. The more the marrier.

[imbluffing]

There is religion in Poker.  Every time I've been a naughty boy away from the tables the poker God(s) punish me and make my opponents out river, seems to happen every time  .

I never noticed this effect, but I guess you would have to play poker after having been "good" to see any difference.

To the gods I will sacrifice a Poker virgin if it suits you.

On the off chance that I have been "bad," how do you go about sacrificing a poker virgin?  Do you check raise him like he's the Pope?  Also, can I do this online?  What if it turns out the assumed "poker virgin" is really somebody's bot for bonus whoring?  Does that mean I have to go shoot a TD in the butt and flea to Canada (not that there's anything wrong with Canada) as penance?

[HanahanStan©]

Of course there is religion in Poker religion is just a form of control and in poker thats the idea to control the game and I've played with Spit and he's a good player as long as there are no virgins around. If you don't know how to get rid of a virgin stick around somebody will help you out maybe Babu. I eat bologna on friday so I can't tell you anything about a pope sorry. And if you want to shoot your director in the butt we must have the same director. Never been to Canada and thought it would be a nice trip and you're welcome to come along.

[bubbajit]

I eat bologna on friday

Hey Stan that's Newfie Steak up here. lol

[HanahanStan©]

Ribeye on a rope 

[4ceps]

looky here

i go to sleep and all is well and then i wake up to this!  we're so prim & proper that we can't even hijack and thread and need a separate thread to talk about nothing!   

i'm gonna hijack this thread and talk about poker!

if you guys wanna bs, go hijack another thread!  (or continue here if you so wish and hijack my hijack!)

so here are the initial proofs for my homepokerchip chipco chips ( i think i have to do it in 2 posts).  the wife thinks sample is b is easier to read.  i've gotta agree, but i'm bugging the graphic artist at hpc to tweak the font on sample a to make it more readable

[4ceps]

here's sample b

[HanahanStan©]

To many hijacks for me. I knew you'ld show up 4ceps now we can get this party started the shrimp are on to boil.
On a serious note the chips are awesome they almost took my breath when I saw them. I lost a close friend by that same name in 78. Still think about him and I still miss him. Think I'll go undig that root so you can finish that set.

[4ceps]

To many hijacks for me. I knew you'ld show up 4ceps now we can get this party started the shrimp are on to boil.
On a serious note the chips are awesome they almost took my breath when I saw them. I lost a close friend by that same name in 78. Still think about him and I still miss him. Think I'll go undig that root so you can finish that set.

thanks man

didn't think i'd find someone else with that name.  thought it was original since the wife and i thought we made it up.  imagine our surprise when someone asked us why we named our son after a vacuum cleaner!

i also think about my dyson everyday and seeing his name and picture (see my avatar) is calming and soothing for me

4ceps

[Made in Detroit]

  Set B!! Those look really good 4!! Classy chips! I bet they'll be even nicer when you can post a finished pic.  Great job.   Cute Kid!!!
   Now back to business,
            When you get those chips, go directly to Babu's, w/ wood (ply wood LOL), tools, beer, etc., get him off his rear end and build him a table. Did I forget to say BEER?
   

Stan,
 Speaking of hijacks.  Wasnt this thread your idea?  LOL  Tough break about the tourney, that sucks.  I (hate to use this word) assume that you have a CCW.  Right or Wrong?

[bubbajit]

here's sample b

My choice they look very nice and would be happy to shuffle those in a game or 2 in the new year.
Like MID said he's a cute kid and has a great father, maybe he's the one looking down rubbin your cards for luck. "go dad go"

As far as my table goes, I have to get that done so yall stop raggin on me.

[4ceps]

maybe he's the one looking down rubbin your cards for luck. "go dad go"

i think so

As far as my table goes, I have to get that done so yall stop raggin on me.

where do you plan on making it.  it's gonna get cold soon!  dya have an indoor workshop or heated garage?

4ceps

[bubbajit]

where do you plan on making it.  it's gonna get cold soon!  dya have an indoor workshop or heated garage?
4ceps

Come on were Canadian 20 below and with ice and snow aint no big deal.

In the unheated garage, being warmed quickly by a few Alexander Keith's or Sleeman's, or in the basement bein cooled by a few Alexander Keith's or Sleeman's.

[HanahanStan©]

Sorry had to run to the grocery fresh out of corndogs and pork&beans had to run the ac Babu its 87% down here so we don't need any warming up. What is a Sleeman or a Keiths is that your whiskey up hoser land ? Need to send you some of our peach moonshine it's guaranteed to put muscle in your gut & grit in your sh-- . Makes a paint stripper too. Few shots of that you wont care about temperature doubt if you'll care about anything.
4ceps Great looking Kid
MID NO LOL Right

[Made in Detroit]

Stan, Is 87 percent hot? LOL  You do have one, I knew it!
My wife loves peach wine you should send the shine here and we'll send it to Babu

[HanahanStan©]

Thats about as close to a degree mark as I can find on this here keyboard smart***. And thats not wine thats Shine, might put her in a coma for a couple of days. Hmmmmm

[Pops28]

Great way to use a poker tournement for a good cause as well as a good time. As far as the set set B would be my choice.

kudos and a toast to you 4ceps.

[Made in Detroit]

Thats about as close to a degree mark as I can find on this here keyboard smart***. And thats not wine thats Shine, might put her in a coma for a couple of days. Hmmmmm

Reread my post.  I said send the shine. Should have said she licks peach.... I mean likes. LOL

Babu,  Look at these http://www.office-humour.net/g/i/3219/ 

[bubbajit]

Keith's here the tour was pretty cool. (the actual tour not the site tour)
http://www.keiths.ca/

Sleeman here
http://www.sleeman.com/en/global_images/bottles/cream-botCan.jpg

Hey Stan are they putting pics of that bridge blowing up on the bridge site?

[HanahanStan©]

Yeah Babu if you have real player you can watch the video. I'm not good with this stuff so you'll have to work your way through. Go to http://www.wcbd.com
on the right hand column you see New Bridge Coverage click on that. On the next page you will see Bridge goes Boom click on that and you have several choices. I liked the one
Bridge Demolition ( Gray - Hall ) I think this was the Latest
Any time you get to see something blown up is good.

[jugglinjim]

so this is where the bad boys hang out eh? hahahaha
nice idea detroit!!!

[HanahanStan©]

Might as well climb on board with us JJ who knows where we'll end up. Probably drunk on Babus floor but said Mrs. Babu was a good cook Not sure what you guys eat up there in maple leaf land ?

[jugglinjim]

Might as well climb on board with us JJ who knows where we'll end up. Probably drunk on Babus floor but said Mrs. Babu was a good cook Not sure what you guys eat up there in maple leaf land?

smoked salmon and moose nose.....mmmmmmmmmmm...yummy
joking about the moose nose.
i hope my humour isn't frowned on.......but.....does anybody know what our term for a "camel toe" up here in Canada is?
i'll post the answer tomorrow if anybody is interested, let me know if i'm out of line.

[bubbajit]

Might as well climb on board with us JJ who knows where we'll end up. Probably drunk on Babus floor but said Mrs. Babu was a good cook Not sure what you guys eat up there in maple leaf land ?

Well I'm a Canuck Newfie so Newfie steak , moose (tried it a few times needs tenderizing and marinating IMO), seafood(lobster, cod, salmon, etc.), then standard potato and veg.
Mrs. Babu is Canadian/Italian(Sicilian ) so yummy yummy pasta, pizza, cutlets, sausage, lamb and lots of seafood and her sister married a Greek guy mmmmm souvlaki my wife loves that fried cheese thingy they light on fire
Then all the normal stuff.

[Seven®]

i hope my humour isn't frowned on.......but.....does anybody know what our term for a "camel toe" up here in Canada is?

moose nose?

[jugglinjim]

Might as well climb on board with us JJ who knows where we'll end up. Probably drunk on Babus floor but said Mrs. Babu was a good cook Not sure what you guys eat up there in maple leaf land ?

Well I'm a Canuck Newfie so Newfie steak , moose (tried it a few times needs tenderizing and marinating IMO), seafood(lobster, cod, salmon, etc.), then standard potato and veg.
Mrs. Babu is Canadian/Italian(Sicilian ) so yummy yummy pasta, pizza, cutlets, sausage, lamb and lots of seafood and her sister married a Greek guy mmmmm souvlaki my wife loves that fried cheese thingy they light on fire
Then all the normal stuff.

i'm Italian/Indian so i'll eat just about anything

[jugglinjim]

i hope my humour isn't frowned on.......but.....does anybody know what our term for a "camel toe" up here in Canada is?

moose nose?

you're close.....its moose knuckle

[Seven®]

 

[bubbajit]

i'm Italian/Indian so i'll eat just about anything

I have noticed alot of my sister-in-laws husbands family will eat just about anything as well.

[jugglinjim]

i'm Italian/Indian so i'll eat just about anything

I have noticed alot of my sister-in-laws husbands family will eat just about anything as well.

there is no sense being fussy when it all looks the same at the other end

[HanahanStan©]

I'll have to get with Troy and introduce you guys to some Soul Food. Sounds like you need some chicken foots added to your diet. How about some butts meat and grits. We don't have any mooses down here must be to hot but gator tail is worth a try.
JJ we love your humor we just haven't heard it yet. HAHAHA

[4ceps]

talkin' about food now eh?

chinese people eat all kinds of "things" : chicken feet, beef tripe, cow's tongue, pig's feet. mmmm makes me hungry!

4ceps

[jugglinjim]

talkin' about food now eh?

chinese people eat all kinds of "things" : chicken feet, beef tripe, cow's tongue, pig's feet. mmmm makes me hungry!

4ceps

who eats the dogs and cats?............i'm not refering to you it's just a general question . i'm scared since the big warning from nutn, i don't want to have another episode.lol

[4ceps]

talkin' about food now eh?

chinese people eat all kinds of "things" : chicken feet, beef tripe, cow's tongue, pig's feet. mmmm makes me hungry!

4ceps

who eats the dogs and cats?............i'm not refering to you it's just a general question . i'm scared since the big warning from nutn, i don't want to have another episode.lol

a lot of asians do. i know chinese people will eat dogs though it's frowned upon nowadays. never had it myself. as for cats, i dunno (at least i don't think chinese people do).

i hear the french eat horse meat and north americans eat deer meat. i guess back in the day you ate what was available...

4ceps

[jugglinjim]

talkin' about food now eh?

chinese people eat all kinds of "things" : chicken feet, beef tripe, cow's tongue, pig's feet. mmmm makes me hungry!

4ceps

who eats the dogs and cats?............i'm not refering to you it's just a general question . i'm scared since the big warning from nutn, i don't want to have another episode.lol

a lot of asians do. i know chinese people will eat dogs though it's frowned upon nowadays. never had it myself. as for cats, i dunno (at least i don't think chinese people do).

i hear the french eat horse meat and north americans eat deer meat. i guess back in the day you ate what was available...

4ceps

that sounds about right.....i'd eat the ass end out of horse if thats all there was to eat

[bubbajit]

We don't have any mooses down here must be to hot but gator tail is worth a try.

Had gator it was good.
JJ we love your humor we just haven't heard it yet. HAHAHA
Classic lmao

[bubbajit]

talkin' about food now eh?

chinese people eat all kinds of "things" : chicken feet, beef tripe, cow's tongue, pig's feet. mmmm makes me hungry!

4ceps

my dad I think has done the pigs feet thing, the tripe though 

[HanahanStan©]

They really sell chicken feet in stores here toenails and all. Can't say that I've had the privledge of trying them though. Partial to shrimp,steak and corndogs oh can't forget the beanie weanies.

[4ceps]

They really sell chicken feet in stores here toenails and all. Can't say that I've had the privledge of trying them though. Partial to shrimp,steak and corndogs oh can't forget the beanie weanies.

ask for the "phoenix feet" or chicken feet next time you're going out for dim sum. warning: it's an acquired taste. i'm the only one in my family that actually likes them

a nice rare ribeye steak, with a side of garlic panfried shrimp...yummm-meee (don't know 'bout the corndogs or weanies tho'). i can feel my cholesterol rising now...

4ceps

[HanahanStan©]

No phoenix feets for this old man. Now that garlic I can go for and the beanies they just help propel me along.

[j_klep]

the shrimp are on to boil

You boil your shrimp?!?!  I hope I misunderstood.  You should STEAM them!  With beer! 

[Made in Detroit]

I want this for Christmas!   What do you guys think, poker room decor or what?  I found it on Card Player. com   Customized cover.