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...for a complete Vegas trip report from nutN? His preliminary report is just a tease and I think we need some more details.  Hello All,
So far, the highlight of my Vegas trip is the 12 hours I spent at the Venetian playing in a $1-$2 cash game. I was up $400 and drank at least 15 double or triple Crown Royal Special Reserves (each worth about $15). I was escorted out of the Venetian by a very nice security guard. My table started booing the security guard when he walked over to my table and cashed out my chips - they were all hoping to win their money back. I tripped on the walk back to my hotel room, lost my sunglasses, and sprained my ankle. A sprained ankle in Vegas is not good! I hate waking up with bruises.
My sources tell me that The Mirage also serves premium liquor. I plan on spending the next 12 hours there.
Good luck, nutn
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 12, 2007 at 13:32 » |
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Second. Wait...does he remember the trip? Does he remember that he went?
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 13, 2007 at 11:02 » |
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You just have to mention free booze and those Canadians move right in.
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 10:41 » |
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That sounds like the start to a great trip and a better story. Lets hear the rest of it. If it falls under, what happen in Vegas stays in Vegas we still want to hear (if you remember).
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 12:52 » |
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Well, if he doesn't finish the story, perhaps we can finish it for him. Each person can add a line or two and we'll have a 'finished' story in no time.
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 12:54 » |
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Well, if he doesn't finish the story, perhaps we can finish it for him. Each person can add a line or two and we'll have a 'finished' story in no time.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 12:56 » |
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Hello All,
So far, the highlight of my Vegas trip is the 12 hours I spent at the Venetian playing in a $1-$2 cash game. I was up $400 and drank at least 15 double or triple Crown Royal Special Reserves (each worth about $15). I was escorted out of the Venetian by a very nice security guard. My table started booing the security guard when he walked over to my table and cashed out my chips - they were all hoping to win their money back. I tripped on the walk back to my hotel room, lost my sunglasses, and sprained my ankle. A sprained ankle in Vegas is not good! I hate waking up with bruises.
My sources tell me that The Mirage also serves premium liquor. I plan on spending the next 12 hours there.
Good luck, nutn
...I'm on hour 9 at the Mirage. Premium liquor is being served by a waitress named Trixie. Nothing about her is remotely natural. Not even her smile. But I don't care so long as the liquor keeps flowing. .... |
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 13:02 » |
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The chips here are really nice. I wonder if anyone would be too upset if I cut one in half to confirm that there is no metal insert? . . .
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 13:04 » |
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But why would I waste time with silly chips, when there's liquor to be had? Wait a minute: I think Trixie saw me trip. Perhaps I can use that to my advantage. Time to break the ice. "Hey there," I say in the cool way only a Canadian can lay it down; "how's Trix?"
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 13:11 » |
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But why would I waste time with silly chips, when there's liquor to be had? Wait a minute: I think Trixie saw me trip. Perhaps I can use that to my advantage. Time to break the ice. "Hey there," I say in the cool way only a Canadian can lay it down; "how's Trix?"
but the conversation continued... Trixie "Not from around here huh?" Nutn "How'd ya know?" Trixie "The barrel gave it away? |
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But why would I waste time with silly chips, when there's liquor to be had? Wait a minute: I think Trixie saw me trip. Perhaps I can use that to my advantage. Time to break the ice. "Hey there," I say in the cool way only a Canadian can lay it down; "how's Trix?"
but the conversation continued... Trixie "Not from around here huh?" Nutn "How'd ya know?" Trixie "The barrel gave it away? The barrel. They always get distracted by the barrel. If only Trixie knew what was under that old oak, she would... |
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 15:48 » |
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understand where the term "Pickle Barrel" comes from. But that was not my concern at the moment. I needed to get my hands on the rare and elusive Ruby Cairo Poker Chip. Trixie was the kind of dame who knows people that know the right kind of people. Perhaps I can persuade her by....
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understand where the term "Pickle Barrel" comes from. But that was not my concern at the moment. I needed to get my hands on the rare and elusive Ruby Cairo Poker Chip. Trixie was the kind of dame who knows people that know the right kind of people. Perhaps I can persuade her by....
...tipping her big with the winnings from my next pot. It helps that I woke up with rockets in middle position. Yep, time to teach the fishies who's boss. So I try to ignore the minor rash I'm getting from the barrel rubbing up against my nipples and calmly announce "Raise to... |
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 22:11 » |
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"... everything plus the barrel. Call me now bitches!" At this point I had 1 or 2 many Crowns and was feeling cocky (no pun intended).
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 14, 2007 at 23:53 » |
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...That's when I first saw him...
...coming at me with that same stupid expression. Him again. That damned security guard. "Didn't we tell you yesterday that we have a 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' policy?", the guard said, grabbing parts of my barrel no man has ever touched before. "Wait," I said; "at least let me play out this hand, ok?" He nodded to the dealer, who flipped over... |
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...his dealer name tag and slammed it down on the table. "Damn if I'm gonna deal more cards to a guy wearing a barrel and escorted by a security guard. No sir. I can't and I won't deal to anyone wearing a barrel. Ever since that day back in '88 when...
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...his dealer name tag and slammed it down on the table. "Damn if I'm gonna deal more cards to a guy wearing a barrel and escorted by a security guard. No sir. I can't and I won't deal to anyone wearing a barrel. Ever since that day back in '88 when...
...my mother ran off with the waiter from Cracker Barrel, I've always hated anything having to do with round bits of wood! Besides, sir, you're acting out of turn; you're on the button." Oh. So much for that. As the table folded around, the security guard let me go for some reason. Good; here's my chance to loosen Trixie up some. "Eh Trixie," I said, my sexy Canadian accent in full swing; "how's about a... |
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 15, 2007 at 13:50 » |
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...couple laps around my barrel?" As she was reaching back to slap me I noticed something on the otherside of the poker room... |
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...couple laps around my barrel?" As she was reaching back to slap me I noticed something on the otherside of the poker room... I couldn't believe my eyes. No way. Could that really be... |
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 15, 2007 at 15:53 » |
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My evil twin brother Zed . . . I didn't have to look twice to recognize that 55 gallon drum wrapped snugly around his waist. (Actually, in my current state I did have to look twice.) But what was he doin' here, eh? --------E |
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My evil twin brother Zed . . . I didn't have to look twice to recognize that 55 gallon drum wrapped snugly around his waist. (Actually, in my current state I did have to look twice.) But what was he doin' here, eh? --------E After all these years, it was really him. Zed. The bane of my childhood. Mother always liked him better; I got the oak barrel left over from Father's drunken binges at the Crown Royal factory, while my spoilled baby brother got the brand new 55 gallon drum Mom bought especially for him. I got up so fast from where I was sitting that I left splinters in Trixie's hand, staggering over to Zed and his entourage - but I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw that he was holding the.... |
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only other light-blue hourglass mold chip in existince.
I knew I had to get it, after all my superfantastic mod would want it to make a set.
What was I going to do...
At the same time I wondered why everyone in the room was calling him Zee.
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only other light-blue hourglass mold chip in existince.
I knew I had to get it, after all my superfantastic mod would want it to make a set.
What was I going to do...
At the same time I wondered why everyone in the room was calling him Zee.
That bastard! It wasn't enough that he got the best clothes, or that he denounced his Canadian heritage by asking his American friends to call him "Zee" - now he was horning in on my hobby? No way, eh? Just then, I noticed that chip in his hand was glowing a bright red. It was no ordinary chip after all; no, that was the legendary, the one-of-a-kind - the rare and elusive Ruby Cairo Poker Chip! And once again, Zed had something I had to get. But how? |
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I needed help. But who could help me snatch it?
O.J. Simpson
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Colts
I then realized that the right person was over at HPT. If I could only connect to the database, then I would be able to reach . . .
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Austin 5 String. But wait. Wasn't he here in Vegas on his honeymoon? Didn't I see him and his new bride guzzling margaritas and performing songs from the Shakey's Pizza songbook in the shadows of the hotel's hidden karaoke lounge? I needed to get his attention. But how? Perhaps if I used my...
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...Super Secret De-tect-o-ray Decoder, I could find A5S's coordinates and send him a distress signal! On the other hand, I guess I can just use my cell phone to call him. ring ring "Hello?" I queried, wondering who the heck has a cell phone that goes ring ring anymore. But even I wasn't prepared for the blood-curdling voice I heard on the other end of the line, that said...
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"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
Please leave your message at the beep."
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Another one, lost to the rhythm. I could tell I would get no A5S tonight. Besides, he just got married; he and his wife could be up all night, karaokeing. I needed help, and I needed it now. I racked my brain trying to think of someone, some poor soul without a life who'd be up all hours, obsessed with chips. Surely, there had to be someone that I know who'd fit that description. But where, where oh where, would I find some schmuck like that?
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So I turned and saw the Harley surrounded by slot machines. I thought wow someone is going to win that thing, I know it won't be me. I hate the slots, plus I would have to cut holes in my barrel to see out when I sat on it. The takes me back. Those were good times when ...
Hey wait I always seem to get side tracked. Oh well starting to feel dry again where did that waitress go oldwhatshername? I can't see her anywhere...Dam that guy in the barrel looks like...
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« Reply #31 on: Nov 15, 2007 at 23:00 » |
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...my other evil twin brother, Ned! Oh, wait...
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... naw, that was just some guy that did in fact lose everything at the tables. Wait just a damn minute! That wasn't Ned, it was too ugly to be Ned... it was a mirror! Man, I need to...
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...look for Zed again before he takes off with my chip! Last I saw, Trixie was leading him toward the high stakes room; I hear tell that they're about to pull a bunch of pros in there to play some...
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... RoShamBo. I'm guessing Phil Gordon is heading it up. Him and those damn Tilt Boys. Maybe they could help me find Zed and get the Ruby Cairo Chip. I started to make my way to the high stakes room when...
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...suddenly, my Super Secret De-tect-o-ray Decoder started buzzing inside my barrel. "S'cuse me while I whip this out!' I exclaimed to no one in particular. I opened the Decoder, surprised to see an urgent text message from...
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Veronica Chase. I met this ex-showgirl in the lounge just last night and dazzled her with my knowledge of Crown Royal blends. She had seen better days but she was still a woman who had practice in saying no. Her text message was confusing, even for a showgirl. "R U Nearby? Must meet ASAP. Palms #2214 - 2nite. TTFN. VC" I slipped my De-tect-o-ray back into my barrel and decided to slip into something more comfortable. No woman could resist me in my...
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"Ah Ah Ah Ah . . . Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive"
Oh, no, that cruel song is stuck in my head. What was I going to say? Oh yeah . . .
No woman could resist me in my . . . wait a second! That's the unmistakable sound of spurs dragging on worn carpet. Do I hear a high-pitched Texas drawl? Could it be? Could it be . . .
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"Ah Ah Ah Ah . . . Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive"
Oh, no, that cruel song is stuck in my head. What was I going to say? Oh yeah . . .
No woman could resist me in my . . . wait a second! That's the unmistakable sound of spurs dragging on worn carpet. Do I hear a high-pitched Texas drawl? Could it be? Could it be . . .
OMG it is its Rose, and what does she have in her hand? It's the legendary, the one-of-a-kind - the rare and elusive Ruby Cairo Poker Chip! How did she get it, and whats she doing hear? Nice leathers too, dam that must Michael with her. Oh she's heading this way, I wonder if she will recognize me? Oh no she just ... |
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...grabbed my barrel, walked over to where I was standing and said "I couldn't resist you in your birthday suit, but dude, you might want to slip back into this before you get arrested." I couldn't argue with that, but something about that drawl didn't make sense. And I'd seen pictures of Michael before; there was nothing Michael-like about this guy. My spidey senses started tingling, so I asked "Hey, when'd you pick up a Texas drawl? Aren't you from Michigan?" Suddenly, like a scene out of Mission: Impossible II, she pulled off her body mask; it wasn't Rose, or indeed a woman, at all! No, stepping out of the body mask was...
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Zee ...  I mean Zed ... but I just saw you go ... Zed says "Hi Nutn its been a long time" "I just want to make amends so I brought you this poker chip." "I know how much you like them, so here you go." I was stunned ... So i snatch the pokerchip, I'm not going to be asked twice to take the legendary, the one-of-a-kind - the rare and elusive Ruby Cairo Poker Chip! Then I laughed a deep belly laugh it kind of scared me now that I think about it. Then I said to Zee...I mean Zed " I thought I just saw you go with ummm Dixie into the highstakes room." Zee said... "Stop thinking my name is Zee you have been down here too long Nutn, soon you will be having Thanksgiving at the wrong time too. By the way it wasn't me it was ... |
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my decoy." Zed took a sip from his stained plastic cup and whispered, "Yep, I have to use a decoy whenever I travel to Vegas. You wouldn't believe how many people have been searching for me since my possession of the Ruby Cairo chip was leaked by Trixie at one of her infamous pajama parties."
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Austin . . . and there he was, leaning against the table, coaxing the goodness out of his Shirley Temple. Winn-Dixie was standing in front of him. "Wanna chase that with a Virgin Mary, hon'?" she asked him. I couldn't hear what Austin replied, but by the way that huge 10 gallon hat tipped up I figgured he meant yeah. When Pixie walked away, I realized Austin was only wearin' a bolo tie and chaps. But hey, I was only wearin' barrel, so I couldn't complain, although I felt like vomiting. I walked over and said . . .
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Austin . . . and there he was, leaning against the table, coaxing the goodness out of his Shirley Temple. Winn-Dixie was standing in front of him. "Wanna chase that with a Virgin Mary, hon'?" she asked him. I couldn't hear what Austin replied, but by the way that huge 10 gallon hat tipped up I figgured he meant yeah. When Pixie walked away, I realized Austin was only wearin' a bolo tie and chaps. But hey, I was only wearin' barrel, so I couldn't complain, although I felt like vomiting. I walked over and said . . .
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"Is your barrel always cockeyed or are you just happy to see me?"
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"Well, actually...yes," I said, ambiguously; "but stop being an A5S and help me figure out how to get the legendary, the one-of-a-kind, the rare and elusive Ruby Cairo Poker Chip from my evil twin Zed before Trixie comes back to take me and my Crown Royal to the RoShamBo pajama party!" After which, A5S looked at me with bleary eyes and said...
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당신은 당신이 포커을 중독 알아요, 언제...
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« Reply #46 on: Nov 16, 2007 at 17:15 » |
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"Do you know the true definition of a gentleman?" as he handed me a drink.
"No", I replied as a downed what tasted like a rare single malt scotch but with a strange acidic tang on the end of the tongue.
"A true gentleman is someone who knows how to play banjo, yet chooses not to."
I looked at him with a puzzled expression as the room started to wheel about me like the obligatory psychedelic merry-go-round shot in a 60's drug expoitation movie.
I could feel myself starting to lose consciousness. As I started to slip into the grey oblivion I heard Austin laugh...
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When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
-Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the U.S. (1809-1865)
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« Reply #47 on: Nov 16, 2007 at 17:41 » |
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Zed! Get the Gimp . . . .
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« Reply #48 on: Nov 16, 2007 at 17:52 » |
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I'm not sure why he called Veronica Chase a gimp. Sure, the large feather headdress she continued to wear to remind her of her showgirl days made her lean to one side as she walked, but that's no reason to be mean. Hell, I thought I was supposed to meet her at the Palms. Maybe it was the weak, poisoned scotch making my head spin. Maybe it was the way everyone was laughing like Paul Lynde but I had to say something and quickly. "You all can laugh but there's something you should know. Right now, standing four feet behind you is...
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« Reply #49 on: Nov 16, 2007 at 18:42 » |
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...Shana Hiatt, and she's butt-nekkid!" As the fiends turned to see that sight, a shadowy figure rode in on a very loud Harley and scooped me up just as I was losing consciousness. I couldn't quite make the figure out since there was a lot of hair flying in my eyes as I was forcefully placed on the back of that thundering motorcycle. Just before I blacked out, I could swear I heard a faintly murmured "If I've told you once, I've told you twice; never trust a...
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