Things I fantasize about

[samiam]

OK, guys, I'm going to share with you some of my deepest, darkest fantasies:

• 2-pip standard index Modiano Elements cards
• A QA procedure so that only Kem cards with no marks on them whatsoever leave USPC's factory
• Kem arrow back cards available in Green and Purple (make it a two-deck setup, like the Blue/Red and Black/Gold setups)
• Cara Gail's single deck red flip-up plastic case sized for Kem and Modiano cards
• Desjgn cards in stock at Trident Cards and/or Cara Gails
• Poker sized standard index Desjgn cards using normal pip placement
• Dal Negro acetate cards that do not shatter

Anyone else have any fantasies they would like to share?

[Buzzerbeater]

OK, guys, I'm going to share with you some of my deepest, darkest fantasies:

• 2-pip standard index Modiano Elements cards
• A QA procedure so that only Kem cards with no marks on them whatsoever leave USPC's factory
• Kem arrow back cards available in Green and Purple (make it a two-deck setup, like the Blue/Red and Black/Gold setups)
• Cara Gail's single deck red flip-up plastic case sized for Kem and Modiano cards
• Desjgn cards in stock at Trident Cards and/or Cara Gails
• Poker sized standard index Desjgn cards using normal pip placement
• Dal Negro acetate cards that do not shatter

Anyone else have any fantasies they would like to share?

Shana Hiatt wearing an apron, high heels and nothing else cooking me eggs when I wake up in the morning.

[samiam]

Shana Hiatt wearing an apron, high heels and nothing else cooking me eggs when I wake up in the morning.

That fantasy is pleasant...up until the point she starts demanding that I buy her a 5-caret diamond ring RIGHT NOW and screams at me for two hours for looking at another girl when we go to the mall together.

(I'm not saying Shana Hiatt is like that, but if my experience with pretty girls is a guide, I wouldn't be surprised)

I think I'll stick to fantasizing about those perfect Kems that the USPC will start making one of these years.

[Midnight Rose]

OK, guys, I'm going to share with you some of my deepest, darkest fantasies:

• 2-pip standard index Modiano Elements cards
  [and etcetera]

Anyone else have any fantasies they would like to share?

Can't tell ya how disappointed I am that this thread is completely on-topic.

[dave987654321]

Hmm u really don't wanna know.....

gotta agree with you about KEMs though I haven't had any problems with them...I just want them to be a bit cheaper and more available in the UK

Also card guards...I need someone to design the ultimate card guard for me...if I knew what it was I'd design it for myself

If none of trhat happens then I suppose I'd have to make do with Raven Riley living next door and having a thing for ugly poker players!! hell yeah!

[samiam]

Also card guards...I need someone to design the ultimate card guard for me

Hmmm...how about putting each deck in its own box?  What I do is buy some cheap plastic Bicycles, give the actual deck away, and use the box for storing my Kems.  Cara Gails makes a box that's good for Copags and Dal Negros.

And completely off topic (feel free to flame me, ban me, or lock this thread): My taste is for Latinas; R.R. looks kinda Latina, which I like.  Something about living in Mexico makes me really like the Latinas.

[Jell-[O]'s-broom]

... (feel free to flame me, ban me, or lock this thread): My taste is for Latinas; R.R. looks kinda Latina, which I like.  Something about living in Mexico makes me really like the Latinas.

How dare you say such a thing! I am offended ... good day sir! ... I said good day.
I'm kidding ...

[samiam]

I just want [KEMs] to be a bit cheaper and more available in the UK

Another thing I just remembered:

The USPC, a couple of years ago, made a low-cost version of the Kems called "Hoyle 100% plastic" or some such, made out of the same plastic (Cellulose acetate) as the Kems.  They don't seem to be making those any more, but some people still have these cards in stock; one guy on Ebay is selling four decks for about $10 (more with shipping, but still a lot less than Kem cards).

They had a different feel than the Kem cards (thicker and smoother), but people seemed to like them.  It's sad that USPC stopped making these cards; it was nice to have a low-cost Kem around. 

- Sam

[4 of a kind]

 I fantasize about Anna Kournikova.

[Detroitdad]

I fantasize about Anna Kournikova.

in fishnets!!!

[Milo]

Come on, everyone knows that Anna was a bust in terms of finishing the job.  Give me Salma Hayak anyday.

Yummy !!!

[Eralis]

I fantasize about solving the age old mystery of: If you clone yourself, and then had sex with yourself, would it be incest, gay, or masturbation.

[ghoops32]

well, since clones aren't made at your age, but rather grown, it'd be pedophilia any time in the first 18 years.

[cavalar]

I fantazise about:

An acetate playing card with

- the face card design of Kem
- the back design of Gemaco Star
- the gritty surface of Copags
- the color and pips of NTP Blackjack
- the sturdiness of Modiano Platinum Acetate

[Jack Black]

Custom printed 4-pip standard index KEM cards

[Flaming Frog Poker]

OK, guys, I'm going to share with you some of my deepest, darkest fantasies:

• Desjgn cards in stock

Anyone else have any fantasies they would like to share?

We will have the entire Desjgn line up on FlamingFrogPoker in about a week.

[Midnight Rose]

Matt Damon.

[Dondoh]

I am walking across the deck of a 41 foot sailboat in the South Seas. I have just emerged from the scullery where I finished cleaning up the dishes from a tasty sunset dinner. All the sheets are stowed and it is time for smoke. I sit at the stern and light up and uncap a precious (at sea) bottle of ale. My wife who had been sitting enjoying the last remnants of light as i tended to the dishes, decides to slip into the south pacific for a moonlight swim. As I sit smoking the distant clouds that had provided for the spectacular sunset earlier, now crackle with distant lightning and I wait for the thunder to drift across the water as my wife comes up the ladder from the sea.

[Midnight Rose]

I am walking across the deck of a 41 foot sailboat in the South Seas. I have just emerged from the scullery where I finished cleaning up the dishes from a tasty sunset dinner. All the sheets are stowed and it is time for smoke. I sit at the stern and light up and uncap a precious (at sea) bottle of ale. My wife who had been sitting enjoying the last remnants of light as i tended to the dishes, decides to slip into the south pacific for a moonlight swim. As I sit smoking the distant clouds that had provided for the spectacular sunset earlier, now crackle with distant lightning and I wait for the thunder to drift across the water as my wife comes up the ladder from the sea.

Careful; with a opening salvo like that, this could easily turn into a "What Nutn Really Did In Las Vegas" mega-thread...


/Midnight "Did it suddenly get hot in here?" Rose

[Dondoh]

 

OK, I'll try again.

I walk in the front door of my house and my wife is laughing in the living room.
"What's so funny?" I ask.
"Nothing is funny, I am just happy. Happier than I have ever felt in my life!"
"Why?" I ask.
"I have just realized that everything you have ever said is right. There have been times that I disagreed with you, but now I realize, I was wrong in every case!"
"Really?"
"I swear on all that is holy".

Now there is a fantasy...

[Midnight Rose]

OK, I'll try again.

I walk in the front door of my house and my wife is laughing in the living room.
"What's so funny?" I ask.
"Nothing is funny, I am just happy. Happier than I have ever felt in my life!"
"Why?" I ask.
"I have just realized that everything you have ever said is right. There have been times that I disagreed with you, but now I realize, I was wrong in every case!"
"Really?"
"I swear on all that is holy".

Now there is a fantasy...

No, now you're just hallucinating.

[OldWestGambler]

Matt Damon.

that's funny Rose, you have to check this video out on youtube. It's definitely pg13 so here's the google link where you will find it at. I don't want to post the actual video here.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=matt+damon+sarah+silverman&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f

truly classic.

[Midnight Rose]

Matt Damon.

that's funny Rose, you have to check this video out on youtube. It's definitely pg13 so here's the google link where you will find it at. I don't want to post the actual video here.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=matt+damon+sarah+silverman&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f

truly classic.

http://forums.homepokertourney.com/index.php/topic,14617.new.html#new

 

[OldWestGambler]

Matt Damon.

that's funny Rose, you have to check this video out on youtube. It's definitely pg13 so here's the google link where you will find it at. I don't want to post the actual video here.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=matt+damon+sarah+silverman&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f

truly classic.

http://forums.homepokertourney.com/index.php/topic,14617.new.html#new

 

and I was worried about posting the video. It's like soft porn over on that thread...

[OldWestGambler]

Since this is a Playing Cards thread I guess I will have to include playing cards...

Peace on Earth
My own custom Copag line
Universal non-profit health care for all Americans
Replacement card program for Dal Negros that doesn't include shipping the entire deck to Italy
An end to starvation throughout the world
One night with Natalie Portman and/or Scarlett Johansson

[LabRat]

A 3 1/2-foot tall rich, dumb, young nymphomaniac with a flat head and a dad that owns a liquor store.





With apologies to Jason Boland and Pat Dailey

[Midnight Rose]

Matt Damon.

that's funny Rose, you have to check this video out on youtube. It's definitely pg13 so here's the google link where you will find it at. I don't want to post the actual video here.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=matt+damon+sarah+silverman&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f

truly classic.

http://forums.homepokertourney.com/index.php/topic,14617.new.html#new

 

and I was worried about posting the video. It's like soft porn over on that thread...

Hmm...I hadn't thought of that.  Maybe we should cool it in that thread.

Sorry Nutn.

[caragails]

Hmm u really don't wanna know.....

gotta agree with you about KEMs though I haven't had any problems with them...I just want them to be a bit cheaper and more available in the UK

Also card guards...I need someone to design the ultimate card guard for me...if I knew what it was I'd design it for myself

If none of trhat happens then I suppose I'd have to make do with Raven Riley living next door and having a thing for ugly poker players!! hell yeah!

Dave,
How about the Spade Shape?



Thanks,
Jeff

[ChrisChip10]

Having a weekly instead of a monthly poker game.   

Finishing all my projects.   

[Eralis]

Having a weekly instead of a monthly poker game.   

Finishing all my projects.   

We have a weekly pokergame. Sometimes even 2 or 3 times per week.

[OldWestGambler]

reliving the early eighties when I was in high school. there's a few things I would have done differently but just a few